The legendary Al Bruno stopped by to congratulate the
Rolling To A Great Place Right Near You!

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The "good time rock ‘n pop" sounds of Joe’s Boys have been capturing audiences from Albany to the Adirondacks for well over 20 years! The 'Boys, during the past year or so, have performed numerous times at great Capital District venues such as Schenectady’s "Rivers Casino," Saratoga’s "Parting Glass," Watervliet’s "Rusty Anchor Barge," "NaNola" in Malta, Ravena’s "Yanni’s Too," "Martel’s Grill" on the beautiful grounds of the Town of Colonie Golf Course - and many other terrific venues. And, we have even performed at Proctors Theater - opening up for Herman’s Hermits, B.J. Thomas and the Grass Roots!
Through the years, Joe’s Boys has been selected to perform at a number of special Capital District community events, including several "Hats Off to Saratoga" celebrations, community park events in nearby Niskayuna, Cohoes, Rensselaer, and Green Island, and, on several occasions, even the huge "Hudson-Mohawk Marathon and Mini Marathon" at the Amphitheatre of Albany's Corning Preserve.
Joe’s Boys has even been the headline musical act - twice - at the incredible "Carrot Festival!"
The band’s music and crowd-pleasing personality are just made for YOU!
Joe's Boys has a wide range of material, with over 250 songs in our repertoire of "good time rock ‘n pop" songs from the '60’s, '70’s, '80’s and beyond (including plenty from this century, too). We play a tremendous number of fun "one-hit wonders" and take tons of requests from our audiences, too! We also generate good-natured audience participation and "backup singing" when appropriate. Our performances are always specifically geared to the audience that's standing right in front of us! And that means… YOU!!!
JOE’S BOYS
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JOE'S BOYS ROCKS NISKAYUNA'S "MARTEL'S GRILL!"
FRIDAY, JANUARY 25
7:00!
On The Beautiful Grounds of the Town of Colonie Golf Course
418 Consaul Road / Schenectady
JOE'S BOYS ROCKS MARTEL'S GRILL!
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14!
7:00!

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COHOES-WATERFORD ELKS CLUB IS COOL!
45 N. MOHAWK STREET / COHOES
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! AND THAT'S YOU!
IT’S A SPECIAL “SAM ADAMS NIGHT!”
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It's All About The Cheesesteaks!
And it's all about JOE'S BOYS!
Rocking Latham's Phab PHILLY'S! THIS FRIDAY @ 6!
Yeah! 6:00!
622 Watervliet Shaker Road! (Rt. 155 - Just Below Rt. 9)
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WOTTA NIGHT AT THE MILL ON ROUND LAKE!! GREAT NIGHT! GREAT CROWD! AND JOE'S BOYS AT THEIR BEST!
THANKS FOR MAKING THIS A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT AT THE MILL ON ROUND LAKE! ******************************************** HEY! TALK ABOUT SPECIAL NIGHTS! You Gotta Make It Out To The COHOES WATERFORD ELKS CLUB Next Friday - September 26 at 8:00 For The Incredible "ROKTOBERFEST!" NO COVER CHARGE! GREAT FOOD! AWESOME BAR! THE BEER'S ALWAYS COLD WHEREVER YOU FIND JOE'S BOYS! 45 N. Mohawk Street ~ Cohoes So Close To All Of Us! You Can't Get Lost! Right At The End Of Rt. 787! MORE INFO COMING YOUR WAY SOON! OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! THIS MEANS YOU! www.facebook.com/joesboysjoesboys |
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IT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME... So, JOE’S BOYS were walking down State Street in Albany last week - right by the Legislative Office Building - when PAUL McCARTNEY drove by, stopped his limo, waved and shouted to the ‘BOYS! ![]() But now, we’re having some major arguments about what, exactly, Sir Paul had to say to us. Here are just a couple of things that we’re sure Paul yelled out his window - “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! How’s the pizza at the “ORCHARD TAVERN?” “HEY, MAESTRO! You gotta show me that bass line you run on “Twist and Shout!” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! I need an opening act for Dodger Stadium on August 4th!” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! YOU’RE SMARTER THAN WE WERE!” “At least you’re playing OUTDOORS on the patio of “PHILLY’S” in Latham on Thursday and OUT IN THE INCREDIBLE BACKYARD of Albany’s landmark “ORCHARD TAVERN” on Friday!” “We were stuck playing over 290 times down in a dinky Liverpool basement club called “THE CAVERN” for 3 straight years!” “OK, OK, Richie. Baby, you can drive my car.” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! Do YOU GUYS need an opening act at “PHILLY’S” on July 17?” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! You guys start at 6:00 at “PHILLY’S?” Good! Then I can get the EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!” “HEY, HOLLYWOOD! Did I leave my guitar in your basement?” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! You want HOW MUCH to sing on my next record?” “We’ll see how good the fish and chips are at “THE ORCHARD TAVERN” on Friday, July 18!” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! At “THE ORCHARD TAVERN,” are we splitting that SIX WAYS?” “RICHIE, I just spoke with Dave Clark. He says he’s sorry you missed his call 52 years ago when he was looking for a sax player! Dave sends his regards and hopes you’re “GLAD ALL OVER!” “HEY, JOE’S BOYS! Meet me at my plane at Albany Airport at 10:00. We’ll grab some dinner. In Cannes.” “Hey, JOE’S BOYS! Which way to “NIGHT MOVES?” “HEY, LEGEND!” Here’s Ringo’s phone number. Give him a call. He’s got a dentist’s appointment on the 25th and needs a substitute! 011-44-20-ru4real.” “What do you mean, you lost the master tapes to Sgt. Pepper that I lent you?” “HEY, MAESTRO!” I’m getting the old band back together! Have your people call my people!" * * * * * * * * * * * * YA GOTTA LIKE US ON FACEBOOK! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ |
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JOE’S BOYS' “UMPTEENTH SUM-SUM-SUMMERTIME TOUR" ROARS ON!
THE ‘BOYS ARE OUTDOORS ALL WEEK!
AND THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE GREAT!
WE JUST CHECKED WITH KOVACHICK!
Thursday at 6:00 - We’re Back Out On PHILLY’S PHABULOUS PATIO In Latham! There’s Nothing Like It!
Then - You might as well just drive over to North Manning Boulevard in Albany and sleep in your cars overnight so that you’re first on line to get into the INCREDIBLE BACKYARD of Albany’s Legendary “ORCHARD TAVERN!” WE’RE ALL UNDER THE HUGE WHITE TENT of “THE ORCHARD” on FRIDAY at 7:00!
JOE’S BOYS! HOW DO YOU DO IT!!!
Philly Bar & Grille 622 Watervliet-Shaker Road (Rt. 155)
– Just Below Rt. 9
Latham
THE ORCHARD TAVERN
68 N. Manning Boulevard
Albany
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!
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JOE’S BOYS ARE BIG BASEBALL FANS!
Now, You Know That ‘Ole Chicago Cubs’ Ernie Banks Used To
Say… “LET’S PLAY TWO!"
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT JOE’S BOYS ARE GONNA DO
THIS WEEK!
You Gotta Check Out What’s On The Marquee Of Chicago’s
Wrigley Field!
AND GET OUT TO SEE JOE’S BOYS THIS WEEK!
THURSDAY - 6:00
On The Patio Of Latham’s “PHILLY BAR & GRILLE!"
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FRIDAY - 8:00
The Amazing “YANNI’S TOO!” in nearby Coeymans!
20 Marina Drive - Overlooking An Incredible Stretch Of The
Hudson River!
(Just 15 minutes down the Thruway to Exit 22)
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JOE'S BOYS PLAYS LATHAM'S PHABULOUS " PHILLY BAR & GRILLE!" - Friday, May 9 at 6:00!
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JOE’S BOYS AND “THE RUMBLE ON REMSEN STREET!” SOMETHING SPECIAL'S HAPPENING AT SMITH’S OF COHOES! THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 11 AT 8:00! JOE’S BOYS ROCKS REMSEN ST. - AND SMITH'S OF COHOES! ------------------------------------------------------ So, last week, in between sets at the Klamsteam Tavern, the talk turned to cars - and to hear Joe and Richie talk, you might have thought that we were all back in high school, getting ready for the big dance! “My wheels will absolutely blow the doors off of yours, Joe,” yelled Richie, as he was strapping on his tenor sax. “Oh yeah? Eat my dust, Spike!” (Nice one, Joe. Pretty original!) Well, it looks like these two might settle things THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, APRIL 11 - in downtown Cohoes! JOE’S BOYS is going to try to close off Remsen Street about a half hour before we hit the stage at one of our favorite places to rock - the incomparable “SMITH’S OF COHOES” - 171 Remsen Street - otherwise known as “The Finish Line” for this grudge race! Here are the guys, ready for “THE RUMBLE ON REMSEN ST.” ![]() See you there! - And inside “SMITH’S OF COHOES” at 8:00! JOE’S BOYS ROCKS “SMITH’S OF COHOES!" FRIDAY, APRIL 11 at 8:00! 171 REMSEN STREET - COHOES ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ |
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But before we tell you all about the 'BOYS at the RUSTIC BARN -
Check out the story just below that will bring you up-to-date on everything that happened to the 'BOYS AND THEIR BANANA just a couple of days ago - IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC OF ALL PLACES!
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Well, we kind of lost track of our banana boat - it just disappeared from the JOE’S BOYS WAREHOUSE a while back - and we had given up hope of ever riding on our yellow fruit frigate again - that is, until last week when Maestro, while walking along an incredible stretch of beach in beautiful Punta Cana, spotted our banana boat doing about 65 mph out in the Caribbean Sea with six thieves riding on the yellow peel!
Well, when these guys on our banana boat spotted Maestro running after them on the beach - they all jumped off and swam away in different directions! Maestro quickly put on his flippers and nose plug, swam out to the now pilotless banana boat, put the tow rope between his teeth, and then heroically swam to shore with the ‘BOYS’ banana boat following close behind!
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So, Maestro dragged our banana back to his hotel (oh, yeah, Carole and the kids were really thrilled to see this out in the hallway), then he deflated it and brought it as a carry-on on the plane home - and JOE’S BOYS has their banana boat back! And we’ll be riding it once again as soon as the temperature jumps, oh, about 50 degrees or so from what it is today!!!
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But, until then, we’re riding the JOE’S BOYS TOUR BUS just across the Hudson River to Troy’s amazing RUSTIC BARN this Friday, March 28 when the ‘BOYS bring their incredible “UMPTEENTH WILD WINTER TOUR” to a roaring close!
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JOE’S BOYS ROCKS TROY’S RUSTIC BARN!
Friday, March 28 at 8:30!
150 Speigletown Road ~ Troy
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TOGETHER - CLOSE TO 250 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN THE MUSIC BIZ!
AND THE 'BOYS STILL LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN WE PLAY FOR YOU!!!
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The JOE'S BOYS "UMPTEENTH WILD WINTER TOUR" finishes up with one of the 'BOYS' "BACK TO OUR ROOTS" nights at the legendary RUSTIC BARN on Friday, March 28 at 8:30!
150 Spiegletown Road ~ Troy
More news about that - and the JOE'S BOYS "UMPTEENTH SPRING INTO SPRING TOUR" next week!
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'LL DROP IN AND JAM WITH JOE'S BOYS!
It's just a shame that Richie never seems to be around when these celebs rock with JOE'S BOYS! The 'BOYS are back to rock the Capital District's Rock 'n Pop Mecca - Clifton Park's "KLAMSTEAM TAVERN" - THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 7 at 8:00! 32 Clamsteam Road ~ Clifton Park Always right by the northern end of Rt. 9’s Crescent Bridge.
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This Friday - February 28 at 8:00!
The ‘BOYS’ “UMPTEENTH WILD WINTER TOUR” has been
speeding through the Capital District, and we’re heading for
one of our favorite places to rock - the legendary
"SMITH’S OF COHOES" - 171 Remsen Street - where this
former speakeasy boasts the longest bar north of New York
City!
AND THEY NEED THAT SPACE WHEN JOE’S BOYS PACKS
THE PLACE!
It’s an 8:00 start for JOE’S BOYS at SMITH’S OF COHOES
this Friday!
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Last weekend, JOE’S BOYS had the great honor to perform
at an incredible gala event at Latham’s fantastic CENTURY
HOUSE, where hundreds of guests of Latham’s S.W. Pitts
Hose Company, the oldest volunteer fire company in the town
of Colonie, gathered to celebrate and honor these courageous
men and women who serve the community.
Here’s a great picture taken of the ‘BOYS just before we hit
the stage that night!
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There must be something in the air, ‘cause JOE’S BOYS is
hanging around Latham this weekend, too - and just down the
road from the CENTURY HOUSE!
The 'BOYS are rocking PHILLY BAR & GRILL
on Friday at 6:00! Yeah, that’s right - 6:00!
PHILLY’S is always a ton of fun!
Great People ~ Terrific Food ~ The Beer’s Cold
AND JOE’S BOYS!!!
PHILLY BAR & GRILL
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JOE’S BOYS BACK AT PHILLY’S! And Everybody’s Starting To Get Excited About It! But, the ‘BOYS think that a lot of our fans got things just a little mixed up! BOYS IS BACK TO ROCK LATHAM'S PHILLY BAR & GRILL!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They even sent us an old PHILLIES baseball card featuring all five JOE'S BOYS!
Who knew, back then, that the five us would join up again, years later, to form “THE CAPITAL DISTRICT’S FAVORITE ROCK ‘n POP BAND" - JOE’S BOYS! SEE YOU AT PHILLY’S THIS PHRIDAY AT 6:00! PHILLY BAR & GRILL! 622 Watervliet-Shaker Road (Rt. 155-Just Below Rt.9) www.facebook.com/joesboysjoesboys www.joesboys1.webs.com www.joesboys1.webs.com
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IT WAS A “JOE’S BOYS CHRISTMAS MIRACLE” AT “SMITH’S OF COHOES” THIS PAST FRIDAY! Everybody was in an incredible festive mood at Smith’s, dancing in the aisles and singing along with JOE’S BOYS - when it happened! ![]() An older couple walked into Smith’s - had a drink or two at the bar - and then, of all things, whipped out about 50 copies of “The 12 Days Of Christmas” - passed them out to a bunch of the holiday revelers - and then disappeared into the night! Jimmy swears that the guy had a short white beard, a twinkle in his eye, and was wearing red socks… but we’ll never know! Well, everybody at Smith’s was in the mood, so they gathered around Maestro’s keyboard - and, would you believe it, everybody in Smith’s sang “The 12 Days of Christmas” with Joe’s Boys!!! Well, almost. You know something’s going to go screwy when Richie starts leading a singalong - and he didn’t disappoint us this time, either! Just turn on your speakers, CLICK ON THIS COOL LINK and LISTEN TO WHAT WHEN ON! YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THIS VERSION OF "THE 12 DAYS!" AND YOU NEVER WILL AGAIN!!! HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!! |
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HO! HO! HO! JOE'S BOYS' "HAPPY HOLIDAYS SHOW" LANDS AT "SMITH'S OF COHOES" THIS FRIDAY ~ DECEMBER 13 at 8:00!!! ![]() The 'BOYS have got a ton of holiday shopping to do, so we're taking the next two weeks off to hit the malls, wax the runners of our sleds, and drink a lot of egg nog!!! BUT FIRST - JOE'S BOYS ROCKS "SMITH'S OF COHOES!" YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER OUR "HAPPY HOLIDAYS SHOW" FOR A LONG, LONG TIME!!! SMITH'S OF COHOES ~ 171 REMSEN STREET ~ COHOES |
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A JOE'S BOYS SHOW!
"Where Bruno Mars, Train and Adele -
Meet Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & Willie Nelson Every Night!"
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JOE’S BOYS HAS SEEN A LOT OF STRANGE THINGS! BUT GET THIS!
Since the ‘BOYS are rocking the fantastic SHAWN P’s at the amazing VAN SCHAICK ISLAND COUNTRY CLUB this FRIDAY - NOVEMBER 15 at 7:30, we went over there to play 18 holes and have a couple of beers at SHAWN P’s - BUT WE WEREN’T PREPARED FOR WHAT WE SAW ON THE LINKS!
TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER SPEAKERS - CLICK ON THE ARROW -
AND CHECK THIS OUT!
AND WE’LL SEE YOU AT SHAWN P’s - On the beautiful grounds of the VAN SCHAICK ISLAND COUNTRY CLUB - THIS FRIDAY - NOVEMBER 15 AT 7:30!
A GREAT PLACE FOR A DRINK, DANCING, AND JOE’S BOYS!!!
SO CLOSE TO ALL OF US, TOO!!!
JOE’S BOYS ROCKS SHAWN P’s -
At the VAN SCHAICK ISLAND COUNTRY CLUB!
201 Continental Avenue - Cohoes
Just off of Rt. 787 at Bridge Avenue
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Uh, Joe…
We don’t think this is the right Rustic Barn!
But the ‘BOYS will find it by this Friday, September 27 when
the JOE’S BOYS "UMPTEENTH FALL INTO FALL TOUR"
rolls across the Hudson River in Troy!
We hear that our RUSTIC BARN is close by in the Collar
City - 150 Speigletown Road is the right address!
Very cool place for great music!
AND JOE’S BOYS will be at the RUSTIC BARN THIS
FRIDAY – September 27 at 8:00!
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GET AWAY FOR THE SUMMER!
At Least For One Night!
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JOE’S BOYS'
UMPTEENTH SUM-SUM-SUMMERTIME TOUR
GOING STRONG!
With the great summertime weather the past couple of days,
the ‘BOYS have been working out on the Mohawk River -
right near Jumpin’ Jacks in Scotia - getting ready to do our
thing down the Hudson River THIS FRIDAY NIGHT at the
Amazing "YANNI’S TOO!" - overlooking a beautiful
stretch of the Hudson in nearby Coeymans!
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It’s an 8:30 start for the ‘BOYS - but come a little bit early
for dinner and you just might catch us coming down the
Hudson behind those incredible dual 300 horsepower
Evinrudes!
IT'S AMAZING! JOE NEVER GETS HIS HAT WET!
JOE’S BOYS at YANNI’S TOO!
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT! JUNE 28 at 8:30!
16 Marina Drive ~ Coeymans
Exit 22 off the Thruway-less than 12 minutes from Exit 24!
Then just 5 miles south on Rt. 144.
Take a LEFT onto Westerlo Street.
Go down the hill and be sure to turn LEFT into YANNI’S TOOparking lot – otherwise, you’ll be swimming in the Hudson with
the ‘BOYS!
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON VACATION ON
CAPE COD! THE PERFECT WAY TO START THE WEEKEND!
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“BE AT PINHEADS!"
PINHEAD SUSAN’S, that is, in Schenectady’s STOCKADE!
JOE’S BOYS ROCKS PINHEAD SUSAN’S!
This Friday Night! June 21 at 9:00!
38-40 N. Broadway ~ Schenectady
Huge Free Public Parking Lot Across From PINHEAD SUSAN'S!
SO CLOSE TO ALL OF US!
PINHEAD SUSAN’S is practically right around the
corner from PROCTOR’S THEATRE.
From State Street: Erie Boulevard. Make a right turn onto
Union Street. Make your 1st right onto N. Broadway.
PINHEAD SUSAN’S will be on your right at the
end of the block!
JOE'S BOYS BACK AT THE MILL ON ROUND LAKE!
The ‘Boys’ "SUM-SUM-SUMMERTIME TOUR" has turned into
"JOE’S BOYS “JIGANTIC” JUNE JUGGERNAUT!"
Get This! We just rocked the legendary Klamsteam Tavern to
its foundation last Friday night!
NOW - BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!
The 'BOYS are coming back - FAST - to the INCREDIBLE
PATIO of the MILL ON ROUND LAKE this Friday Night -
June 14 ~ at 8:00! The MILL'S patio is beautiful, the food
is great and the beer is real cold!
2121 Rt. 9 ~ Round Lake
Just a little over one mile north of Exit 10 of the Northway!
So Close To All Of Us!
HEY! You should know - BUT DON'T SHOW UP! - JOE'S
BOYS is playing a great private gig at the beautiful
SAGAMORE HOTEL up in Bolton Landing this Thursday night!
We’ll tell you all about it FRIDAY NIGHT at the MILL ON
ROUND LAKE!
P.S. There's a lot more JOE'S BOYS coming at ya all over
the Capital District in June!
Check out the BOYS’ TOUR SCHEDULE right here in the
OFFICIAL JOE'S BOYS WEBSITE!
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It was so hot out this weekend, JOE'S BOYS went out for
a little white water rafting run on the rapids of the Mohawk
River!
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It was kind of a practice run, ‘cause we’re getting ready to
roll on down the river to our next gig at Clifton Park’s
amazing KLAMSTEAM TAVERN this FRIDAY at 7:30!
SEE YOU FRIDAY ~ JUNE 7 - at the KLAMSTEAM TAVERN!
ONE OF JOE'S BOYS' FAVORITE PLACES TO ROCK ‘N ROLL!
32 Klamsteam Road
Clifton Park
518.357.3818
SO CLOSE TO EVERYBODY!
Right by the northern end of the Crescent Bridge on Rt. 9.
THIS PLACE IS A TON OF FUN!
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2121 Rt. 9
Just a mile or two north of Northway Exit 10!
FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JOE'S BOYS - BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!
Hey! Click On This Button To Find The 'BOYS on Facebook!
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JOE'S BOYS continues to lead the way in using all kinds of
alternative modes of transportation to get to our gigs! We
want to show you that we're serious about our concern for
the environment - so here's a photo of the 'BOYS as we get
ready to make our way to the incredible patio of PHILLY'S in
Latham - right on Rt. 155 near Rt. 9!

THIS FRIDAY ~ MAY 17
6:00 start for the 'BOYS at Latham's PHILLY'S!
THAT'S RIGHT! 6:00!
IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE LOCAL THAN THIS!
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And during the next couple of weeks, the 'BOYS are going to
demonstrate our concern by using all kinds of "alternative
methods of transportation" to save fuel - and the
environment - to get to our gigs!
The 'BOYS are going to be heading up Rt. 9 this Friday night
to rock Clifton Park's KLAMSTEAM TAVERN - fast becoming
a great place for all of our friends and fans to get together!
Joe, Steve and Willie, er, Richie are tripling up on the
JOECYCLE this Friday - an incredible gas saver - and
promise to hook up 2 sidecars for Jimmy and Mike! This
should be some scene when we all roll to the KLAMSTEAM on
Friday!
HERE THEY ARE!
GETTING READY TO GO FOR A TEST DRIVE!

WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE KLAMSTEAM TAVERN!
32 Clamsteam Road ~ Clifton Park
Right by the northern end of Rt. 9's Crescent Bridge!
IT'S AN 8:00 START FOR JOE'S BOYS!
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Well, They'll Be Open At 8:00 This Friday - April 26
For JOE'S BOYS!
Smith's of Cohoes - 171 Remsen Street - Cohoes

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Joe’s Boys drummer, Steve "Legend" Colfer and his wife, Carm, just sheepishly reported that they fell asleep at the Saratoga Racino, and two hours after closing time, woke up to see this thing hovering right over them!

At first, poor Legend thought this was the gateway to heaven! When he regained full consciousness and realized that it wasn't a spaceship that came down to get him, he figured out what had occurred and simply summed it up by saying, "Lucky Joe" is usually how we describe how our Joe must feel playing with the 'Boys!
Oh, just kidding, Joe!
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Well, They'll Be Open At 8:00 This Friday - April 26
For JOE'S BOYS!
Smith's of Cohoes - 171 Remsen Street - Cohoes

Now, the news! The ‘Boys will be at the amazing
“KLAMSTEAM TAVERN" in Clifton Park on
FRIDAY, APRIL 5 AT 8:00!
32 Clamsteam Road (Right By Rt. 9’s Crescent Bridge)
518.357.3818
CAN'T WAIT TO ROCK THE KLAMSTEAM!
THANKS, EVERYBODY!
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Yeah - THE 'BOYS were on the road for 9 straight weeks,
so we took ONE WEEK OFF, and what happened??? The
phone went nuts with people asking, "JOE’S BOYS! We didn't
see any of your nutty e-mails, funny facebook stuff, and the
Times Union Preview didn't seem to know what happened to
you!"
"ARE YOU GUYS OK?"
We're fine! We're fine! We just took one week off to get
the ringing out of our ears and get ready for our
“UMPTEENTH SPRING FORWARD” and “SUM-SUM-
SUMMERTIME" TOURS that kickoff THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
at THE INCREDIBLE "SMITH'S OF COHOES!"
It’s an 8:00 start for the ‘BOYS at SMITH'S!
THIS FRIDAY ~ MARCH 22
171 Remsen Street ~ Cohoes
Oh yeah! Be sure to catch us on FACEBOOK at
www.facebook.com/joesboysjoesboys to see all the up-to-
the-minute stuff that’s going on with JOE’S BOYS!
And don’t forget this OFFICIAL JOE’S BOYS WEBSITE –
to see all the crazy and hysterical fun that JOE’S BOYS and
our FRIENDS and FANS have had through the years!
The kind of stuff that’s made JOE’S BOYS – “THE CAPITAL
DISTRICT’S FAVORITE ROCK ‘N POP BAND!"
PLAN YOUR SPRING AND SUMMER FUN RIGHT NOW -
WITH JOE'S BOYS!
OUR TOUR SCHEDULE IS FILLED WITH A TON OF FUN!!!
APRIL THROUGH LABOR DAY!
INDOORS! OUTDOORS! ON THE WATER!
IN THE MOUNTAINS! AND ON THE STREETS!
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JOE'S BOYS IS EVERYWHERE!!!
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YOU CAN BE IN THE NEXT ONE!!!
When Joe’s Boys Rocks the Incredible Klamsteam Tavern!
This Friday ~ March 1 ~ 8:00
32 Clamsteam Road (Right by Rt. 9’s Crescent Bridge) ~ Clifton Park
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JOE’S BOYS JUST GOT DONE PLAYING
TWO SMASH NIGHTS AT THE DESMOND HOTEL!
WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE WE GOING NEXT???!!!
IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER STOP ON THE ‘BOYS'
“BACK TO OUR ROOTS TOUR!"

The ‘Boys’ Tour Bus is rolling over to Waterford this Friday
for a stop at THE WHISKEY RIVER! A great, great rock ‘n
roll mecca that the ‘Boys can’t wait to hit on February 22 at
8:30!
WHO ELSE BUT JOE'S BOYS could be playing the Desmond
Hotel one week – and a great rock bar the next!
JOE’S BOYS AT WATERFORD’S WHISKEY RIVER!
Friday, February 22 at 8:30!
26 Broad Street ~ Waterford ~ 518.238.3376
One of the most incredible nights ever for Joe’s Boys at this
legendary bar and restaurant in Troy!
Now, the ‘Boys have been around for quite awhile, and we’ve
seen a lot of stuff go on at many of the places that we’ve
played!
But, we’ve got to tell you, we’ve NEVER seen this go down on
the floor of a bar!
In the daytime, this woman is a distinguished CPA in one of
the Capital District’s largest accounting firms.
But, ten minutes after coming through the doors of the
Rustic Barn and listening to Joe’s Boys - this is what the
‘Boys’ music had her doing!

“There's Still Something About Smith's!"




JOE'S BOYS - A GREAT NIGHT AT



JOE'S BOYS SAYS -
“There’s Something Special About Smith’s!"
It was an extraordinary night at the legendary SMITH’S OF
COHOES!
The place was packed for Joe’s Boys - and we put on a show
that everybody will be talking about for a long time! It’s
always great to see normally mild-mannered men and women
going nuts, dancing in the aisles and singing along with all the
songs that they loved when they were just a little younger!
This kind of stuff goes on time after time when Joe’s Boys
plays their special "Good Time Rock ‘n Pop!"
And we’ll be back at Smith’s in December!
But, before then, stay tuned to this website – and our
Facebook page too – www.facebook.com/joesboysjoesboys
to find out where Joe’s Boys will be playing during the next
couple of weeks!
LOOKS LIKE FUN, HUH!

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JOE'S BOYS WELCOMES THE NEW PRESIDENT
OF THE JOE'S BOYS FAN CLUB!
THE HON. GERALD D. JENNINGS
Mayor of Albany, New York!
What a day it was for Joe's Boys! As you know, the 'Boys
were the headline musical performers at the always incredible
Hudson-Mohawk Marathon and Half Marathon, where
thousands of runners, friends and fans descended upon
Albany's Corning Preserve for the great festivities at the
finish line!
And the 'Boys were honored to have Albany's Mayor Jennings
pay us a visit right by our stage just before showtime!
The Mayor is really into the music that the 'Boys play
practically every week for our friends and fans throughout
the Capital District (and beyond) - and we'll be bringing our
special brand of "good time rock 'n pop" to a great place
right near you real soon!
Check out some more scenes from the 'Boys' appearance at
the great Hudson-Mohawk Marathon and Half Marathon -
2012! A great, great day!

Kids Love Joe's Boys!

Somehow, Willie Always Finds Us!

JOE'S BOYS - HUDSON-MOHAWK MARATHON - OCTOBER 2012
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Hey! We told you guys that Joe's Boys really likes the great
outdoors!
The "Fabulous Fall Fresh Air Gigs" of ours were outrageous!
And our friends and fans couldn't get enough of them!
Take a look at what went on on a THURSDAY night
around the warm firepit out on the incredible patio of the
MILL ON ROUND LAKE!


Kind of looks like a night in Paris!
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P.S. Joe’s backyard will never be the same!

"SMITH'S OF COHOES!" "YANNI'S CUCINA!"

You all know that Joe’s Boys always step into their musical
timemachine everytime we go on stage - going back and forth
in time and space to the ‘50’s, the ‘60’s, ‘70’s before zapping
into the 21st Century - and even “traveling down the
Thruway” to visit recording artists on Manhattan’s Upper
East Side, Central Park West, and even Bay Ridge in
Brooklyn!
Well, Joe just did a no-no. He took the ‘Boys’ timemachine
for a spin on his own, twirling a bunch of dials, pushing
buttons like crazy, and didn’t even top off the tank before
he blasted off! He had no idea where he was headed for!
Serves Joe right! By the looks of this picture, Joe landed
a job playing accordion in the lobby of a hotel - in 1957 -
right near the Trevi Fountain in Rome!
Listen, do us a favor. If you see Joe in the next couple of
days, toss a few coins in his fedora – and tell him to get
back to the Capital District pronto! We have a gig this
weekend!
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Joe's Boys went to SPAC this summer to see the incredible
BEACH BOYS, who have been around just about as long as
the 'Boys!
Ever since, we've been playing a ton of Beach Boys tunes
during our current Summer Tour!
Er, do you think we've gotten carried away???
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CATCH A WAVE WITH JOE'S BOYS!
WOWIE! JOE'S BOYS PACKED THE PATIO!





These pics say it all!
Joe's Boys' Fans Come From All Walks Of Life! Everybody loves the 'Boys!


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You know, we can't even begin to tell you guys the number of
times Joe's Boys is asked each week, "Hey, Joe's Boys! You
guys have been playing all over the place for soooo long!"
What keeps you guys going???
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DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
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MANY THANKS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FANS
WHO FOLLOWED US DOWN CENTRAL AVENUE TO
ALBANY'S LEGENDARY MECCA FOR GREAT LIVE MUSIC!
PAULY'S HOTEL WAS HOT!
It Was A Great Night For The 'Boys!
AND WE WON'T FORGET THIS ONE FOR A LONG TIME!

One Of The Greatest Nights In Joe's Boys History!
The 'Boys sounded incredible at Smith's of Cohoes!
There's something about this former 1920's speakeasy that
brings out the best in Joe's Boys - and everybody that
comes out to see us and have a great time!
Best of all - just look at this crowd! And this is just one
corner of the place! Ya think, maybe, the waiters had kind
of a tough time getting around this joint while the 'Boys
were playing???!!!

Our Friends And Fans At Smith's Are Among The BEST!


You've got to answer a question for us!
How does Willie always find out where we're playing???
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For the 3rd consecutive year, Joe's Boys was proud to be
the headline musical act at Michael's Banquet House where
they performed at the Annual Jazz/Rock Brunch that
generated thousands of dollars to benefit the Little Sisters
of the Poor and Our Lady of Hope - a wonderful senior
living and skilled nursing facility in Latham!
The 'Boys were, once again, joined by Julie Chapman, YNN's
co-anchor of Channel 9's morning newscast, who served as
the mistress of ceremonies at this huge Capital District
charitable event!

And the Little Sisters of the Poor, of course!

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JOE'S BOYS HONORED TO PERFORM
AT THE
"SHRINERS FALL CEREMONIAL!"
Joe's Boys were honored to perform at the "2011 Shriners
Fall Ceremonial" held this year in beautiful Ticonderoga, New
York!
Thousands of dollars were raised during this incredible event,
donations directed to the important work done by Shriners
Hospitals!
The 'Boys performed throughout the night for those
attending the "2011 Shriners Ceremonial Feast" and were
proud to have been a part of this terrific evening!
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Joe's Boys was recently summoned to Massachusetts to provide the musical entertainment at the incredible wedding of two of their biggest fans - Becky and Wayne!
Take a good look at what's in Becky's right hand...
Along with their "first kiss" - Wayne just presented Becky with a very special gift from the groom...
One of the first copies of Joe's Boys' latest CD - "Live At The Desmond!"
(We hear that Wayne enjoyed his stay at Massachusetts General Hospital after Becky realized that there actually was a CD inside the case.)
And "Joe's Boys Live At The Desmond!" is available for sale at many of our gigs at a special low price - just for you!
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The Joe's Boys Tour Bus seats 44. And stands 193! (We've got a lot of friends that like to party!)
Hey, whether you're a longtime fan of the band, or just saw us for the first
time, it's great to have you with us!
Joe's Boys was formed back in the 20th Century in New York State's Capital
District by Joe Rossi and Mike Bieber. With the great Steve "The Living Legend"
Colfer, who handles the percussion, the incredible Jimmy "Hollywood" Hyde
sharing the lead singing spotlight with the "one-of-a-kind" Joe "Doppler Joe"
Rossi, Richie "Spike" Cunniff, that devilish, talented sax player, and Mike
"Maestro" Bieber, who lays down the foundation on keyboards - the 'Boys always
play an incredible number of hits and one-hit wonders that bring back the good
times for everybody!
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Now, Joe’s Boys has been telling you all about the Joe’s Boys Tour Bus for a
couple of years now - and, as you can see, we’ve even posted pictures of it!
Well, things have been going so well for the ‘Boys, we decided to let Maestro
(Mike Bieber) handle the top-to-bottom renovation of our bus! Maestro has been
taking auto detailing classes for the past two years at Hoffman's Car Wash
and has assured us that he can handle the big job of overhauling the entire
Joe's Boys Tour Bus – and even give it a fresh, new look on the outside!
Let’s see what Maestro’s been up to…

Er, Maestro… That’s not exactly what we had in mind!
Readers – We’ll get back to you soon!
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Joe's Boys! Send me one of your funny emails to let me know about your next gig!Today, as the Joe's Boys Tour Bus rolls on, the great rock and pop sounds of Joe's Boys continue to capture audiences from Albany to the Adirondacks!
Mixing classic songs of the 60's, 70's and 80's with a few from today, Joe's Boys always has audiences throughout the Capital Region saying, "Hey! I remember that tune! That song is great!"
Watch out for the Joe's Boys Tour Bus barreling along the Capital District's highways and byways - on the way to the 'Boys' next gig! Just eat our dust and follow us to a great time!
And keep checking this site for updates on the whereabouts of the Joe's Boys Tour Bus, so you can mark your calendars and plan to join us!
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I'll click here and send you my email address! Can't wait to hear what's next!

Book Joe's Boys Now!
Contact Mike Bieber at 518-424-9091 or zonk2[email protected]
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Hey! Want to be among the first (well, maybe along with a couple of hundred other Joe's Boys' friends and fans) to hear about upcoming Joe's Boys gigs???
on our special "Friends and Fans List" and you'll get our
famous and funny e-mails, Monkey-Grams and Avatar-
generated cartoons that will first have you laughing out loud
in front of your computer - then, before you know it -
joining us onstage to sing at our "golden backup singers' mic!"
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Great Pics From Our 2010 Performance at Albany's Corning Preserve Amphitheatre!
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Er, Maestro. You, uh, kind of don't look so happy. Hey, wait a minute!
That marquee. There's something different about it. Ohhhhhhh!
You know, wherever Joe's Boys travels during our tours, we like to have a special place where we feel we can chill with friends and fans, enjoy a good meal, and just feel that the place is truly "our own." Each of us thinks that one particular restaurant fits that bill. But none of us - Doppler Joe, Hollywood, Maestro, Spike or Legend - can agree on what that place may be! Check 'em out!


Well, Joe's Boys thinks that it's the music that comes first!
But, we're starting to think about a new look - or maybe a new gimmick that will grab more attention!
Joe tried this one out last week - could be a winner!
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This late entry just in!
You know, they say, "sex sells!"
(All right. All right! So it's not exactly Iggy Pop, Billy Idol and David Lee Roth!)

You can now order great Joe's Boys T-Shirts - long sleeve and short sleeve - with that great Joe's Boys logo emblazoned on the front!
Great colors, too!
Black - Deep Royal Blue - Orange - Red - Kelly Green - Purple - Navy - White
Simple to order! Just click on the shirt.
Send an e-mail to us with your:
Name ~ Address ~ Size (S, M, L, XL) ~ Color Preference
We'll send you a confirmation e-mail with directions for payment by check/money order!
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$32.95 (Includes Shipping and Handling)
Short Sleeve T-Shirt
$29.95 (Includes Shipping and Handling)
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And now, you can order a special collector's item - a great black Joe's Boys sweatshirt that has the name of your favorite Joe's Boy on the back!
And if you don't like black, you can order it in black! Like another color instead??? Order it in black, too! Only $39.95!
Here's our model, wearing our sweatshirt in the newest color for the season!

Pick up the phone and call now. Operators are standing by.
And that's not all! If you order in the next 30 minutes, we'll toss in a matching ski cap, sweatpants and a miniature Joe's Boys toy gold "backup singers' microphone!
A $59.95 value for free!
Show the Capital District your Joe's Boys pride!
Call toll-free: 1-800-ItsAJoke
Everybody knows that sometimes Joe leaves the stage to mingle with the crowd, seat some guests, serve some drinks, check the weather - the 'Boys don't know where he'll be from minute to minute! Hey! One night at Smith's of Cohoes, he ran out the front door in the middle of a song! Why, you ask? 'Cause when the door opened up, he saw his car double-parked outside with the lights on and the engine running ! Joe didn't bother to park his car for the night! Talk about getting psyched up for a show!
Joe went a little too far a couple of weeks ago, when Joe's Boys was playing a gig outdoors! Gone, again! Well, we happened to look up in the sky and quickly figured things out! It turns out that Joe has a little business venture on the side that he didn't tell the 'Boys about - and we actually spotted him checking things out from the customers' viewpoint during a break in a recent gig! Too bad, it was the viewpoint of his other customers - not Joe's Boys'! Joe's new business???
Joe's going to have to get a longer microphone cord!
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All that's left are two poles and an old sign standing
amongst the tumbleweeds!
How did things go wrong? Well, this might explain what happened.
Here's a sample of one of Joe's finer attempts at car repairs.
And this guy came to the shop just needing a new pair of wipers!
Now, we all know that sometimes things happen for a reason.
Right after this business venture, Joe found his true calling (and his current occupation) - assuming the chief responsibility for making certain that one of the Capital District's leading hospitals, including their operating rooms, intensive care units, and laboratories, is maintained in a safe and pristine condition!
Joe attributes his current success to the techniques that he perfected at his auto body shop!
A picture is, indeed, worth 1,000 words!
Here's Our First Exhibit!

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HEY! DMV! Let's work on that spelling! One of Joe's 23 Nicknames!

Yo! There are FIVE of us in the band! That's "Hollywood Hyde!"
Uh, Jimmy. Let's not get carried away! Steve-The plate frame says it all!

Maestro's fans are all over the USA! Spike's, too!

'Nuff said! This one, too!
OK, Maestro. Now, we're starting to get carried away!
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